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Pep Guardiola’s Patience Tested?
Cityzens, we’ve been through it with injuries this season, haven’t we? Anyway, there’s light at the end of the tunnel… some of our stars are finally dusting themselves off and heading back to the pitch.
But, one thing’s for sure: Pep Guardiola has been an absolute saint in this City’s injury lineup saga. Our man’s patience must be tested on a weekly basis as City deals with injuries that just won’t quit. They just won’t… for whatever reasons. Bet Guardiola would be wondering: When will the football gods cut him some slack?
From Rodri’s knee woes (yeah, the same knee that’s been giving us trouble all season) to the seemingly endless saga of John Stones’ muscle miseries, Guardiola’s dealing with a squad that feels like a game of musical chairs… only the chairs keep breaking.
Now? Lots of our tops (pun totally intended XD) are back to training hard ahead of the remaining matches. Now? Let’s kick this off with the good news… with the players who’ve made their return to the pitch, before looking into the still-healing injuries.
Returnees: Yes, Please
Jack Grealish (29)
- Injury: Ankle strain
- Injured During: Fulham game, Sept. 2, 2024
- Return: Back in training this week. Game-ready soon.
- Status: The King of Gucci is back, folks! Those flicks, those tricks, and that cheeky grin? Oh, we’ve missed it. Jack’s creative flair will be like fresh air after a long lockdown.
Bernardo Silva (30)
- Injury: Minor knee knock
- Injured During: Champions League battle against RB Leipzig, Oct. 24, 2024
- eturn: Weekend squad, fingers crossed.
- Status: The brains of the midfield is back to solve our on-pitch puzzles. His absence was like losing Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge. Never again, please!
Rico Lewis (19)
- Injury: Hamstring tweak
- Injured During: Carabao Cup tie vs. Brighton, Oct. 3, 2024
- Return: Training in full swing.
- Status: Our teenage sensation is back and ready to prove why he’s not just a backup option. Rico’s versatility? It’s like having a Swiss army knife in a world of butter knives.
Still Healing: The Brave on the Bench
John Stones (30)
- Injury: Thigh muscle tear
- Injured During: Pre-season friendly vs. Yokohama Marinos, July 27, 2024
- Return: Maybe January, but don’t hold your breath.
- Status: Stonesy’s injury streak has fans sweating and Pep pacing. He’s still world-class, but the guy just can’t catch a break. Literally.
Kevin De Bruyne (33)
- Injury: Hamstring tear (the scary kind)
- Injured During: Premier League opener against Burnley, Aug. 11, 2024
- Return: 2025. Patience is key.
- Status: City without KDB is like pizza without cheese. He’s irreplaceable. When he’s back, just know we’ll all cry happy tears.
Manuel Akanji (28)
- Injury: Muscle strain
- Injured During: Arsenal clash, Oct. 8, 2024
- Return: Mid-December.
- Status: Akanji’s steady presence has been missed. The defense feels like a Jenga tower right now—one bad move, and we’re wobbly.
Rodri (27)
- Injury: ACL tear (big ouch)
- Injured During: UCL match vs. Real Madrid, Sept. 19, 2024
- Return: Sadly, not until next season.
- Status: Rodri’s absence is the reason Pep’s hair is shorter these days. Losing the Ballon d’Or winner was the universe’s cruel joke. But we know he’ll return like a phoenix.
Lauren Hemp (24)
- Injury: Knee surgery
- Injured During: WSL showdown vs. Arsenal, Oct. 15, 2024
- Return: Sometime in 2025.
- Status: Hemp’s pace and precision are sorely missed. Here’s hoping she recovers quickly and reminds us all why she’s one of the best in the game.
Cityzens, who’s the comeback kid you’re most excited to see? And whose absence is hurting us the most? Let’s hear it in the comments… ‘cause whether they’re back or battling injuries, we’re all in this together. Up the Blues!
